a regular bi-angle

fostersffff:

Wizards of the Coat when they find out Lambdadelta is using the word “untap” in the context of a game without their express written consent:

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eggothesquirrel:

twinkenjoyer:

whatevergreen:

theconcealedweapon:

Historical facts revealing corruption and racism are only dangerous to those who are currently corrupt and racist.

if the truth is so dangerous to the current order, maybe that order needs to be dismantled

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frescopino:

charlesoberonn:

Beyond pathetic.

This is just the world’s most expensive midlife crisis.

And no one will see a problem when, by the end of it, Musk still has more money than 50% of the US population combined. Nothing will be done. Hell just to back to making explosive cars, explosive rockets and to fighting laws that would save lives among that 50% mentioned above.

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transmortifried:

spockhatesterfs:

sarugetyou:

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

why would i want to leave the room? there’s cheese here!

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gunsandfireandshit:

vague-humanoid:

ALT

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ralfmaximus:

carys-the-ninth:

carys-the-ninth:

carys-the-ninth:

carys-the-ninth:

Unquestionably one of the funniest things I own is the draft first chapter of an evolutionary biology textbook written by one of my grad professors, in which he made approximately 1/3 of the figures himself in MS Paint with absolutely no graphic design skills or artistic ability.

When I tell you this is one of the most comprehensible figures:

I sat through this man’s class for an entire semester. I got an A. I learned (this is not exaggeration or hyperbole) absolutely nothing. But I will always treasure these images in my heart.

He had been banned from teaching undergrads and shunted to teaching graduate classes, in the hopes that we would be able to decipher his mad genius ramblings. These hopes were in vain.

This feels like he’s just one or two MS Paint bmp files away from successfully cloning dinosaurs and/or accidentally starting a plague.

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yourplayersaidwhat:

(After one of our npcs is revealed to be one of the children of the primordial chaos)

Party: wait we’ve been traveling with a freaking demon this whole time (demons are chaos aligned, angels are order aligned, both can be good, evil, or neutral)

DM: he wasn’t supposed to be but someone insisted on keeping him

Me: YOU CAN’T GIVE ME A HIMBO AND EXPECT ME TO NOT KEEP HIM!!! HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A FRIEND WAS!!!!

DM: …. Fair point, I know you well enough to know that that’s what you’d do

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teathattast:

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gerrykeay:

lost-wandering-historian:

apofid-puffleburry:

faggotri:

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like “sex activity” and “sex final” being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

obsessed

I had a class called “What is Evil?” The professor called us his “evil students” and I got to say things like: “I have evil class later.” and “I have readings in evil to do.” and “Well my evil professor said…”

I miss having that class

[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading “my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon” in a uni groupchat"]

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